Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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i never tag my queued posts because i want you guys to always question whether or not I’m actually online. maybe this post is queued. maybe I’m on a plane to france. idk. mysterious.

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i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

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when I cheat on my pirate bf


me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

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my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

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